balletrat: (lookingoutmeg)
[personal profile] balletrat
*Ahhhh, indoor plumbing. The greatest amenity of modern civilization, Meg feels.

Graffiti, however, is as old as time, or older.

Which is why, after washing her hands (and enjoying the running water immensely, even after all this time) she's paused in order to read the words scrawled on the bathroom door behind her: 'I wolde I knewe how of thee I mi3t be quitten'.






[OOC: Post open to everyone, and will remain open for the foreseeable future. After all, who's going to say there can be a limit to the available space in the Milliways stalls?]
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Date: 2006-05-01 06:39 am (UTC)
nita_callahan: (Wizardry in words)
From: [personal profile] nita_callahan
Nita is peering at some graceful curves inked on the wall next to mirror, and murmuring under her breath.

"'O rly' . . . 'ya rly' . . . 'srsly' . . . I don't remember Quenya missing that many vowels . . ."

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Date: 2006-05-01 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-black-sheep.livejournal.com
There's an industrious scritching sound coming from one of the stalls. When the toilet flushes, and Andromeda Tonks steps primly out to wash her hands, the door swings gently behind her.

Old - ancient, in fact:

Kynge Arthyr has thee clappe.

And under it, obviously new:

He got it from Merlin.

Date: 2006-05-01 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchy-rebel.livejournal.com
And then someone, a little later has added in a very neat, almost calligraphy-esque hand,

This is true.

And serves the both of them right.

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Date: 2006-05-01 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com
In one of the stalls, someone has written in a rather brilliant shade of blue:

IT'S A WIG.

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Date: 2006-05-01 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bev-marsh.livejournal.com
Beverly dries her hands absently, studying the wall just to the left of the paper towel dispenser.

"...Who's Bango Skank and why's anyone supposed to care he was here?"

Date: 2006-05-01 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eldorne-girl.livejournal.com
And scrawled across the back of one of the middle stalls is,

Roger of Conté has a smaller dick then Jon
(but that's not saying MUCH)

Date: 2006-05-01 07:16 am (UTC)
river_meimei: (fixing the bible)
From: [personal profile] river_meimei
The entirety of one door is covered in very, very complicated equations in three different colors of permanent marker. Some of them have marginalia in Chinese.

Some people avoid this stall. People with bad memories of math class are one such group; people with a good understanding of higher math are another. It tends to make their heads hurt.

Date: 2006-05-05 07:31 am (UTC)
supersymmetry: (got a theory)
From: [personal profile] supersymmetry
Off to the side, an arrow has been drawn from one of the equations to the wall next to the door. A note has been added:

Reading this one aloud may land you in bizarre alternate hell dimensions where people are raised as cattle. Not recommended.

Underneath that, a cartoon drawing of some hellish-looking green creatures with claws, teeth, fangs, horns, and a little note under them that says "DEMONS BAD!"

Date: 2006-05-01 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tea-and-honor.livejournal.com
Ako uses Chapter 12 excessively.

It is repeated in French, German, Mandarin, Japanese, Korean, Gnomish, Dragon, and Orcish.

...

Nobody said graffiti can't be about the poster.

Date: 2006-05-01 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henry-jones-jr.livejournal.com
In the guys bathroom, in one of the very back cubicles, in small lettering, quite old:

God is dead —Nietzsche

Then under it in a larger more spectacular script, and a little newer.

Nietzsche is dead —God

Date: 2006-05-02 05:00 am (UTC)
stilljustandrew: (notebook)
From: [personal profile] stilljustandrew
And under that in an untidy scrawl:

Nietzsche is God
--The Dead

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Date: 2006-05-01 07:11 pm (UTC)
shelley_winters: (Writing/Dream Journal)
From: [personal profile] shelley_winters
In very small handwriting on the back of one of the doors is a warning that reads thusly;

Fear the jellyfish, for he will surely lay waste upon us one day. Be aware! He covets the supermarkets and luxury aquariums. That might be aquarii. Aquaria? No, that does not look right, either. You know what I mean. The tank things that fishes live in with false plants, and shells and central heating. Oh dear. He wants one! He plots!

All the I's are dotted with smiley faces.

Date: 2006-05-03 04:37 pm (UTC)
mistressmaryquitecontrary: (contrarymary)
From: [personal profile] mistressmaryquitecontrary
It is not this comment that causes Mary to look so confused, really.

It's the rather wobbly question underneath - looking as if it might have been written by someone who couldn't hold a pen terribly well, due to possessing tentacles instead of fingers - that coyly asks:

Do you know his number?

Date: 2006-05-02 05:07 am (UTC)
q_in_training: (in profile)
From: [personal profile] q_in_training
Mac's leaning over to examine something near the taps.

"'Don't you think Sauron looks tired?' What? Guy's a giant flaming eyeball, how much worse can you look?"

Date: 2006-05-05 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizard-kit.livejournal.com
There is an additional Oh my God, ew written under that one.

Likely, somewhere else, there's probably also a cell phone number.

If Mars has it, so should the Milliways bathroom.

Date: 2006-05-02 06:23 am (UTC)
gonna_live: (let's examine this carefully)
From: [personal profile] gonna_live
In the stall closest to the door:

Sunny's Mom has got it going on

Kaylee emerges, looking deeply confused.

[fast-forward 15 years]

Date: 2006-05-02 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com
She's washing her hands, and stops.

And blinks.

And blinks again.

It's funny the things you can go past a million times and not notice because you're too short.

"Well. Ber'd sure as hell seems to think so."

Which reminds her that she really should mention that the silencing charms are wearing off again.

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Date: 2006-05-02 06:42 am (UTC)
silver_flecks: (sheltering the flower)
From: [personal profile] silver_flecks
Sometimes there's a stall.

Sometimes it forgets to be there.

It only has one thing written on the door.

sometimes you wake up
sometimes the fall kills you
sometimes you fly
and sometimes
you fall forever
until you learn to catch yourself

Date: 2006-05-05 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prone-to-panic.livejournal.com

Archie emerges slowly, and for a few moments, the entire universe actually makes sense.

Date: 2006-05-02 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiendsoncue.livejournal.com
Carved into one wall of both the mens and women's bathrooms, with what looks like some kind of blade;

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Date: 2006-05-05 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bohemian-mark.livejournal.com
In the men's room, below the laugh, written in a chalk-pencil is:

Who sits down and writes a manaical laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Is this the career of a sane man?

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Date: 2006-05-05 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] path-that-rocks.livejournal.com
Scrawled in nearly microscopic handwriting very near the top of the wall next to the urinals in the men's room:

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.

Date: 2006-05-05 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] its-a-robe.livejournal.com
A nearly microscopic response beneath it, somewhat more ornate:

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS ONE, ARE YOU?

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Date: 2006-05-05 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com
In a very lazy scrawl, just to the right of the paper towel dispenser, there is written:

The sonic screwdriver has a 'vibrate' setting

Date: 2006-05-05 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuttingslack.livejournal.com
Under that:

Where are they sold?

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Date: 2006-05-05 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notsoharmless.livejournal.com
One of the hand dryers has some interesting text, in small, careful writing:

perhaps if death is kind, and there can be returning we will come back to earth some fragrant night and take these lanes to find the sea and bending reathe the same honeysuckle low and white

eventheforgottentry


It's either a high school emo chick with slit wrists, or someone really strangely disturbed, or maybe both.

Date: 2006-05-05 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buriedmybrother.livejournal.com
Below the message, in larger, less careful writing, is simply:

death isn't.

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Date: 2006-05-05 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiss-captive.livejournal.com
Wyn looks sourly at the walls.

She can't read any of this weirdness. (The equations on the door make more sense than the English.)

So she pulls a pen out of her pocket and adds something to a stall door:
Image

Date: 2006-05-05 06:18 am (UTC)
undignified: (yub yub)
From: [personal profile] undignified

Date: 2006-05-05 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] backwardname.livejournal.com
No one is going to confess to LEX NON DISTINGUITUR NOS NON DISTINGUERE DEBEMUS, but someone wrote it.

Date: 2006-05-05 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuttingslack.livejournal.com
I plan on writing an EPIC POEM about this GORGEOUS PIE, reads the lipstick-written message on one of the mirrors.

Date: 2006-08-11 05:44 am (UTC)
i_grenfelz: (Make you crazy)
From: [personal profile] i_grenfelz
In lipstick under it --

I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT
CUZ IT TOOK SO LONG TO BAKE IT

Date: 2006-05-05 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doc-venkman.livejournal.com
One of the stalls also sports, "Happiness is a warm thrower."

Somebody also scrawled in the same stall, "Need to get lucky? Wanna branch out to the wingsmut, carsmut, etc? Those old pick-ups lines ain't getting you worshippers anymore? Is the old lightsaber needing a tune-up? Wanna do it for the Wookie? Call the Looove Doctor at 212-YUR-LOVE."

Date: 2006-05-05 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milkbonesoldier.livejournal.com
It's not in one of the stalls. God only knows where the time came from to get it all written.

But those who use the last urinal on the left for long enough, and who have the patience and the eyesight to read the small, painfully neat handwriting, will find that they can memorise all sixty verses of The Ballad of Eskimo Nell (http://homepages.tcp.co.uk/~nicholson/eskimo.html#Eskimo%20Nell).

Date: 2006-05-05 05:16 am (UTC)
princeinexile: (OOC)
From: [personal profile] princeinexile
The entire lyrics to The Girls of Ba Sing Sei are scrawled down the side of cubicle-- the one right next to a urinal, not far below the end of The Ballad of Eskimo Nell.

It includes the dirty lyrics that your jolly uncle doesn't sing in polite company.

Date: 2006-05-05 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artsmartscarlet.livejournal.com
In all caps (because that's canoncially how Jane writes), over one of the hand dryers:
DRY LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

On the outside of one of the doors, there's a Picasso rendering. Not too bad, considering the artist only had a green marker.

Date: 2006-05-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldromansaint.livejournal.com
The Picasso is joined by a series of carved lines, none of which intrude on the marker. Where one to catch a glance of light upon the lines, they would see a vague Meditative Rose appear.

Date: 2006-05-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empath-wiggin.livejournal.com
In the women's room, in one of the stalls, in green marker:

Jedi do it Forcefully. And it's good.

Date: 2006-05-05 05:04 am (UTC)
the_antiangst: (america.)
From: [personal profile] the_antiangst
On the wall of a guy's stall, it already said he puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.
So Angel adds, Fair enough, but I am by no means a lumberjack.

Date: 2006-05-05 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bohemian-mark.livejournal.com
With an arrow pointing to the first comment, a chalkpencil makes a note:

And there's a problem with that why?

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